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packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.
"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".
by apex dave January 19, 2011
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Dinner Lunch

When you're scheduled lunch period is so late in the day, its practically dinner
Frank: I got my schedule yesterday and they gave me lunch 7th period.

Joe: Dang man thats Dinner Lunch.
by jkess5-0 August 7, 2010
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Bed Lunch

Eating cereal exactly 3 hours after Dinner.

In some places it is thought of as a cousin of the more popular "brunch"
Anybody want bed lunch? I'm headed to the kitchen.
by Urban Defender May 15, 2019
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Lunch Box

A double fist-ed cunt punch. Usually thrown in a circular motion to deliver punch with maximum force.
I'm going to fucking "lunch box" that bitch to the moon.
by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008
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lunch box

a mini m&m's container filled with joints
"Payge u fat fuckin bitch go pack me a lunch box"
by Big Jimmy Q January 18, 2009
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Lunch Box

God damn! Are you eating popcorn in bed again, Lunch Box?
by jDogg February 25, 2005
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buffet lunch

The act of fisting a person anally, usually accompanied with a war cry of sorts.
"Hey, would you like a buffet lunch?"
"Yeah, sure." (thinking that they are being offered a lunch at a buffet restaurant)
"BYAH!"
"ARGH!"
by Captain Sweetness October 2, 2008
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