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Dirt Locker 

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my dirt locker.
Dirt Locker by The Reverend Raphael September 20, 2010
person 1: wanna feel my cakes?
person 2: dude your so loaked!
loaked by wenchessa September 8, 2006

Fart Locker 

The mobile fart locker (n) refers to someone who lives in his motorhome in the winter who is constantly trying to keep the heat in and since he lives alone and all he does is watch porn and fart, the motorhome always reeks of anus and spooge.

There goes that boner Ferrone in his mobile fart locker, I'm glad he beat it so we can invite some chicks over.
Fart Locker by The Boney July 27, 2006

Locker room faggotry 

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.
Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.
"oh dude that party was so loaked, there were so many girls there."
Loaked by jbizzlelizzle June 23, 2009
To own someone in an argument, make a fool of them, or simply, flame some noob in completion.
lal, piewacket just got lorcked on that outlaws thread.
Lorcked by VikingMember November 18, 2006