lobstering  

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

lobstering by mjsavon June 16, 2008

Lobsteria 

A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine

I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!

Lobsteria by Themayer December 27, 2009

Lobsterchop 

The loose hanging fat on the underside of a persons arm.

I'm embarrassed that my lobsterchops won't stop wiggling when I wave to someone.

Lobsterchop by lobsterchop December 14, 2011

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

lobster baking by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

Lobster by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

lobster by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013

Lobstertache 

When the outer ends of your moustache grow disproportionally fast, leading to lobster-esque barbels.

Fu-Manchu has a lobstertache

Lobstertache by MoustachioedHero August 14, 2013