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Lot Lizard

A disgusting woman who chain smokes, and does crack or meth. That sells her disease infested body to truckers at truck stops and other areas of congregation for truck drivers.
A high woman, or lot lizard at a truck stop offering services for cash.
by Jsmith1020 November 14, 2012
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Linea Nigra

Linea Nigra is the vertical skid mark left on the chest of a woman after she gets titty fucked. This appears more commonly on smaller breasted women, as the man has to squat lower and spread his legs wider in order to facilitate the procedure. In Obstrestics & Gynecology, Linea Nigra is the name given to the dark pigmented vertical stripe, that sometimes appears on the abdomen of a pregnant woman.
Dude, last night I gave your sister a Linea Nigra and she's not even pregnant!
by b4u8icame July 14, 2016
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Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."
by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate
Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard
by Steve Baird February 19, 2007
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Lizard lips

Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips
by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017
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Lizard

The act of taking advantage of a woman whilst they are sleeping or passed out from alcohol.
It was a lizard party where they got all the women drunk and took advantage of them.
by TheCorruptor998 June 7, 2017
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Cherry Limeade

When you slice someone's balls open and Jack them off while pouring lime juice over your hand until they nut a mixture of juice and blood at you.
She said she was thirsty so I told her to fix up a Cherry Limeade, they're my favorite.
I'm never staying in Amsterdam again.
by sikpuhp September 8, 2014
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