lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017

the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!

by zachbulb January 14, 2023

stupid lemon

A very stupid lemon that is a lemon and only a lemon no matter how much it denies it

Hey stupid lemon how's your day going?

by Sugar lips1234 January 11, 2018

lemon burst

a combination of pineapple pieces dipped in country time lemonade powder. its juciy, tnagy, and has a sour burst to the tast. it is a great snack for stoners, and its healthy.

dude these lemon bursts tasts sick bro.

by stonerbra May 17, 2011

Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

Lemon Head

When a man is receiving head and he pees.

Man, i just gave this woman a lemon head. she gagged a little.

by Senior Watersports July 18, 2010

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005