Kangaryuu

A male-looking Australian kangaroo that is actually a female with many battle scars. Is known to occasionally swallow kitties and turn into boxing gloves.

Person 1: What's his name?

Person 2: HER name is Kangaryuu.

Person 1: Oh, a Kangaryuu.

by Ryohei Extreme July 26, 2010

Kangarouger

A moderately attractive older woman who is in the begining stages of becoming a couger. Usually has some plastic surgery, such as face lift and breast implants, but still has more plastic surgery to get. The marsupial pouch from having 4 kids around the midsection is still blatently visable. Also known as a momsupial!

"Dude I was totally hit on by that kangarouger at costco."

by Lightsonbutnobodyshome October 22, 2010

Kangaroo Manuver

When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.

Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.

Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver

by TyBunk November 2, 2010

Kangawhore

a whore thats aggressive & deserves bitch slaps.
Aggressive like a Kangaroo
(noun.)

ex1. Man, Claudia is such a Kangawhore!

ex2. i'm such a Kangawhore magnet!

by saaami sam sam March 4, 2011

Kangaboom

A Super Punch

Friend: your a loser
Me: Chill Before You Get A Kangaboom

by BigPimpDaddyOhYeah June 30, 2011

KangBang

to receive an almost heavenly deed/act from the legendary Kang who attends Cal. receiving such act is proportional to winning the lottery but is way more often as in a daily or even hourly basis. the kangbang can only be performed by one individual who is kang himself. often seen driving a genesis coupe or lost in a horde of estrogen overflowing and wild females with no age requirement. many cultures regard the kangbang as a blessing.

Girl 1: oh my god! i got kangbang'd last night and it was sooo good!!! i feel the best!
Girl 2: IM GOING TO MARRY HIM. HES WORTH 40 BILLION DOLLARS AND HAS A HELICOPTER PAD. AND HE GIVES AWAY KANGBANGS! ITS BETTER THAN KIISMAS CASH FROM SEACREST!!!!

...Continue to Girl ∞ and insert best compliment or feeling statement possible.

by Gritzzz October 31, 2011

kanging

sleeping in your cubicle at work

Johnny was kanging today!

by Pistonman November 12, 2011