A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
by Rollo423 October 03, 2022
by spenge god June 06, 2020
Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 20, 2021
Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
by Nick t October 14, 2022
Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around
by Zoe Lavalamp October 17, 2019
Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.
I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.
I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.
I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.
by Barkingdog August 11, 2024
Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.
Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018