Jonathan

Hi nice to see you've come to a different deffinetion I am a jonathan and my results are what ever you think is correct so a. Jonathan is a very loving,caring person who loves everyone including his friends and family going out of his way to help anyone although you can see a deep sadness in his eyes you know that he is perfect and ways is there for anyone he loves his girlfriend will show in different ways how he loves her and will show her his sense of humor to brighten you're day will light up a whole room with his bright smile and will be the best person or friend in you're life.

Wow look at jonathan did he just take his girlfriend to the movies then get her chocolates for Valentine's day
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.

by Not that guy again April 14, 2019

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.

P1: I just saw Jonah.

P2: What was ha talking about this time?

by why are there so many 'bean' u December 9, 2019

jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonathan

Adj.: to have the big sad
Verb: to do the big bad

"I'm feeling really Jonathan today."
"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."

by Moltaqa April 15, 2021

bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It

British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"

by British Loyalist March 30, 2009