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Jerry Seinfeld

1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.

2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.
by Teepeetree November 15, 2017
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Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.
I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word
by youtookmyname June 15, 2008
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harry jerry

when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
by minute bol May 31, 2016
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Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex
by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003
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jerry

jerry is an shortened version geriatric, and refers to someone who has no clue on certain things
A jerry is someone who starts 20 viets outside a club and thinks he can take them
by FullTimeAdlay September 30, 2011
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Jerry

A Jerry is someone who loves to drink. He is a sex machine with a huge dick. He will break many hearts until he dies. He can be loving and caring and always there for people. He can kick anyone's ass and he loves sports. If you find a Jerry in your life get with him because he will give you the best sex of your life.
Girl: That was amazing you must be a Jerry
by Nicho and nachos November 12, 2017
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Jerry

He is a asshole and he is very retarded he goes around saying my name Jerry.
My name Jerry.
by Princess_2018 January 13, 2018
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