Jaff

To insert an object into the pee hole of the penis for sexual stimulation.

Jason jaffed himself with a pencil.

by Lovie S. February 18, 2008

jeffd

When you are consistently hooking up with a girl and she still does not give you any oral love.

Can't believe DeLauney keeps getting jeffd. He has the worst luck.

by lazynessking November 25, 2014

Jeff [ing]

A verb, created by the students in the Faculty of Architecture, referring to a professor, student or other member of the Faculty, who is willing and able to criticize your work, give you pointers and at times make you want to cry because your project needs to be completely re-done. It is named after a legendary professor, Jeffrey Garcia, who was known for the "restart-your-project-in-the-last-week" method of teaching. We love him though.

Hey, (insert name), can you Jeff my work, please?
Jeff ingis super needed at this moment.

by Jeff[ing] November 21, 2016

jeff fisher

Adjective. Based on the NFL coach, a Jeff Fisher is someone or something that is consistently mediocre.

Person 1: "I got my report card back, I just got straight C's again."
Person 2: "You really are a Jeff Fisher student."

by Rwhite84 March 3, 2017

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019

Jeff

A common name, not to be confused with Goeff or Jeph

My name Jeff

by faffabetaler March 30, 2019

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019