An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.
Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"
You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"
You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"
by moist101 January 21, 2011
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To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.
Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.
Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"
"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"
dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!
dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!
by Guy who misses california March 22, 2011
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by s1ni5t3r June 16, 2011
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When a transgender female (biological male) gets an itchy rash on her/his genitalia due to tucking her/his genitalia between her/his legs for too long.
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