chulo internet

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"
by ibvoss August 08, 2020
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Internet-rape

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.
The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"
by Kiwiboiii June 29, 2010
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internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.
Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.
by SniperFi45 October 26, 2013
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango March 13, 2012
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Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
If you're reading this at 4 am, you're an internet casualty.
by 852derek852 September 08, 2009
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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 06, 2014
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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
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