mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

sex mud

The distinct ring of mud left on your tires after driving into a remote area to have sex in your vehicle.

Looks like Tim got some last night. Check out the sex mud on his tires!

by mr sparky July 26, 2016

Mud-flappin'

The act of not wearing underwear, for females. Just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy vagina may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. This is the alternative to "free balling" meant for female use only.

"Dude, it's my laundry day, so I'm mud-flappin' it today."

by PACHFI May 6, 2010

Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

mud dropping

To excrete fecal matter while standing up.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.

by Avolin February 19, 2003

butt mud

A sludge like matter that flows from one's anal crack, usually initiated by a upset stomach. See also

Man, that Randi Roads radio show really gives me butt mud!

by Jay Vinson November 16, 2006

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009