sex mud

The distinct ring of mud left on your tires after driving into a remote area to have sex in your vehicle.

Looks like Tim got some last night. Check out the sex mud on his tires!

by mr sparky March 14, 2016

drilling mud

The sticky stuff left on a penis after anal intercourse. Especially notorious is the "hot drilling mud", which comes if the recipient had spicy curry or other spicy food earlier.

Comes in heavy and light varieties, depending on diet.

Similar to santorum, but thicker and less frothy.

You should have had an enema, now I'm covered in drilling mud.

by pipipeppu August 05, 2010

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

mud sliding

when you and your male homosexual partner engage in anal sex using poo as lubricant

"My friend and i decided to mud slide at night when we ran out of lube."
"Feel like mud sliding later?"

by mississippithunder February 20, 2018

Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

by figoldstyl July 28, 2007

butt mud

A sludge like matter that flows from one's anal crack, usually initiated by a upset stomach. See also

Man, that Randi Roads radio show really gives me butt mud!

by Jay Vinson November 15, 2006

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009