Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox

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Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

by Raws Dye January 2, 2021

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Blow job

She gave me a helmet hug

by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014

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Helmet

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.

This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.

People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.

by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021

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Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..

Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.

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German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

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