German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.

Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.

by Chronos9 February 21, 2011

helmethead

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

Mixing Helmet

You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.

Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.

by herbal_life October 9, 2006

Pussy Helmet

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.

A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.

That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.

by skwirly January 4, 2012

Johnny's Helmet

Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.

1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.

by hconf1 December 21, 2005

helmet head

A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.

"Hey Johnny, look at those helmet heads chasing the ducks."

by mtotheo November 7, 2003

mushroom helmet

The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.

Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*

by GirlSkater May 2, 2004