throwing yourself on the grenade

distracting the goalie from your dogs girl

sahara

by joe dagag July 8, 2003

Grenade

When you tie up a nut filled condom and smack your girl with it and it explodes

i grenaded armonie

by Blow me Hard Hoe May 19, 2016

fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

fall on the grenade

To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.

Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.

by Jason "skeezer" Harvey June 16, 2003

grenadiation

The act of behaving like an idiot when out on the town. Comes from a cross between grenade and radiation, as people who do this tend to have the effect of exploding through a club like a grenade and radiating annoyance through the crowd.

Dunco:"How was Mick last night?"
Ello:"No good, it was total grenadiation, he got us kicked out in ten minutes"

by Dunco November 2, 2005

Gernader

When a attractive female has a ugly looking friend that is kinda like her gardian like the gernader is the mom of the girl and the girl is mama's little cub and prevents the attractive looking girl from getting action with a male

John: Holy shit look at that babe

Blake: Yeah but look the the right of her

John: Oh shit looks like were not getting any of that tonight we got a gernader on our hands

by TheReallyRasistGuy July 20, 2010

Grenadeys

adj: What you would shout when u come across a group of ugly broads that gather together at the same spot. Comes from the original term 'grenade' as in 'ugly broad'.

"Ayo Grenadeys!, what are you grenades doing tonight?, hopefully not go where we are going."

by munozman September 30, 2010