granny

she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!

granny: nady what you doing in there?!

by scajawea March 2, 2020

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Granny

Someone not to get on at. A word used in conjunction with the phrase 'don't get on at' in verbal combat against the grumpiest of Grandads. Beware, this is not guaranteed to ward off grumpy old farts and/or the aforementioned and much dreaded grandads.

*Grumpy Grandad feels grumpy and grumbles at Granny*

3rd Party - "Don't get on at Granny!"

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie - meaning somebody named zion is a man .. or a lack of tuckness .

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie is a whole tuck

by jasymdnmeks December 4, 2023

Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat

Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018