goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"

She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!

by supermann694eva November 13, 2011

Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.

Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her

by Belch666 November 11, 2018

Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond

I took a goose bucket to the

by SnakeOil July 19, 2016

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021

Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.

John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.

by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015

goose gang

the best comedy group in the world!!

yo have you checked out goose gang? they're awesome!!

by Gartonic May 28, 2023