Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
An abnormally large male that is often referred to as a pedophile and talk about fucking little kids all the time. He likes to take it in the ass and is very pleasured by it.
by nolanking March 29, 2017
He’s a meme created by TwoSetViolin (Eddy is the “actor” that represents this character). It is said that he’s better than Ling Ling.
Once upon a time (1500), a luthier called Kachikawawa made violins for the musicians that played at court for the king. The king wanted more bass at the orchestra, so he contacted Kachikawawa and created the Cello and the Double-Bass. Then, this luthier made a mistake while cutting the wood that was supposed to be a violin in the future. It was too big for a violin case, but too small for a cello one. It was a disaster, so the King and Kachikawawa decided to keep the secret. It didn’t go really well. Ling Ling was listening the conversation and he told everyone about it! The world wanted to know about this creation, so Kachikawawa and the King finally agreed on the fact that they should keep creating that instrument. They named it “viola”, and everyone loved it!
Throughout time, people were very ill and they found out that it was caused by the frequencies that the viola emitted. To destroy it, there was needed a sacrifice, so the King grabbed the viola, played some notes and suddenly, he died. It is said that his soul’s still living in his helmet.
Once upon a time (1500), a luthier called Kachikawawa made violins for the musicians that played at court for the king. The king wanted more bass at the orchestra, so he contacted Kachikawawa and created the Cello and the Double-Bass. Then, this luthier made a mistake while cutting the wood that was supposed to be a violin in the future. It was too big for a violin case, but too small for a cello one. It was a disaster, so the King and Kachikawawa decided to keep the secret. It didn’t go really well. Ling Ling was listening the conversation and he told everyone about it! The world wanted to know about this creation, so Kachikawawa and the King finally agreed on the fact that they should keep creating that instrument. They named it “viola”, and everyone loved it!
Throughout time, people were very ill and they found out that it was caused by the frequencies that the viola emitted. To destroy it, there was needed a sacrifice, so the King grabbed the viola, played some notes and suddenly, he died. It is said that his soul’s still living in his helmet.
Brett: Wow! Have you heard that The Viola King is even better than Ling Ling because he practises 40 hours a second?!?
by Skaia June 23, 2019
by BobaKing September 05, 2019
A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
by Sanfucksky July 10, 2013
by LordKinbote April 16, 2009
A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.
by B4dg3r January 22, 2017