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flaccidick

When you have a hard on but become unaroused by something unattractive, nasty, old, smelly, uncalled for, or when a parent walks in on sex with a girl friend, or sessions of masturbation. The penis becomes flaccid so quickly, its as if someone poured acid on it, and dissolved or shrunk it. When you are so turned off you can't get it up, the case is flaccidick.
1.Man last night my girl and i were having sex, and she queefed so loudly, I immediately went flaccidick. I wasn't horny any longer after that, I ended up playing video games the rest of the night.

2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.
by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009
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Falconize

1. to lay down a beating from the air
2. When a falcon drops down to catch his prey
3. When a falcon excretes droppings upon an unsuspecting person
Nikola Pekovic got Falconized by Harrison Barnes in last night's game.
by ams0ul November 28, 2012
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flaccid

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.
That last dab has me flaccid.
by cxnxr! May 7, 2018
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Facocked

your facocked!
by James Halke September 25, 2011
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falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.
"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."
by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
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Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010
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Blue Falcon

The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".
Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!
by ilbbc January 26, 2010
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