final table

The last table of players remaining in a poker tournament. Usually it is 9 people, unless it is a 6-max event, or if it is a World Poker Tour event. Some online final tables are 10 people, such as on Ultimate Bet and Carbon.
"There were 100 people in this and only the final table gets paid, I hope I make it."

"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"
by Michael Rizzuto May 10, 2008
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Final Destinationing

To kill someone by means of something falling off of your vehicle
This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022
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Final warning

Ohoho! OoOoOoH nOoOo! What are you going to do? Steal A.I. from me and make my life a Truman Show-esque hell? OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOoOo!
Hym "I don't know about all that but you can go ahead and finally warn deez nuts... How's that sound, Joe? You got a final warning for deez nuts? Cuz... You know... You're gonna need one..."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Final Expenses

A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.
"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"

"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"
by Pontianak December 07, 2003
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The Grand Finale

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!
by MudderFukcer June 04, 2020
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 08, 2018
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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
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