Definitions by M-CsmackAbitch

The Buttstache 

The buttstache occurs when a dude and a bitch are 69'ing and the bitch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache "The Buttstache

friend 1: "This was fucking gross bro, I was going down on this bitch and she was suckin ma dick, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!" freind 2: "Ew what the fuck? It was the Buttstache"

The Buttstache by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009

The Final Chapter 

When you pull your cock out of some bitch and whip your excess jiz and hope it smacks her in the face or eye; thus ending up as an angry pirate.

Yo dude, remember that bitch I smacked and told to suck my dick? Yeah I gave her the final chapter! Right in her eye!

The Final Chapter by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009