Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.

Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".

by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011

You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

Kentucky fucked

Adj: So absolutely fucked you feel like you're getting raw dogged by the entire state of Kentucky

Origin: from Reddit, Most likely from an auto-correct mistake

A biology group got Kentucky fucked on their grades for a presentation after not using any of the proper scientific terms for body parts

by Sir Tain April 18, 2020

Duct'd and fucked

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

go and get fucked!

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.

So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!

by kam75xx November 8, 2021