Farming

During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.

John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO

by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012

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farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

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fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 1, 2004

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If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

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NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.

Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008

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