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electrojob

While getting a blowjob, you get tasered over and over again until you cum.
Man, blowjobs just don't do it for me anymore, I get off to electrojobs instead.
by Doctor rizz April 6, 2017
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electrocardiogram

by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003
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electronic music

electronic music that is fucking awesome after you've been stoned.
Dude, I just got stoned. I think that electronic music just sucked my dick"
by NirkenMcgee March 5, 2011
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socialized election

a publicly funded election.

an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.

an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.

an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.

Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.

If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.

Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.

Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.

Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
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The 2020 Election

by Lotus 2.0 November 3, 2020
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electronicsophilia

The act of fornicating or pleasuring one's self with an electronics device not normally associated with sexual acts.
Lucky has been using his NOKIA cellphone as a buttplug to pleasure himself on the long train ride home to New Jersey again. He really needs to get that electronicsophilia under control!
by Howitzer Cannonpants March 6, 2008
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electronicwiz1

A person who seems to enjoy windows updates, and always seems to update, even on the oldest computers she possibly has.
electronicwiz1 updates alot, she can never get hacked!
by Java2107 July 5, 2020
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