Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2020

dollar store meat

Dollar store meat means a cheap male penis that is sold for 99 cents at the dollar store

Kaley: hey anthony, i just bought this dollar store meat... yumm

by anon6969420quickscopeXx July 7, 2016

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

6 dollar blowjob

going into a carwash and rolling down all your windows when you reach the blowers at the end.

ill never forget my first 6 dollar blowjob, i got hit in the face with every loose object in my car

by lethallee June 28, 2011

5 dollar footlong

a really big penis, dick, cock...

Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008

Silver Dollar Daddy

A father who is never around, never supports their child financially, who shows up for a brief period of time and showers the child in gifts, money or experiences before disappearing again. Based on original magic disappearing acts using a Silver Dollar.

He was a silver dollar daddy, bought the kids an Xbox when he came by two years ago, but the kids haven't heard or seen from his since.

by Avice Muir August 3, 2021

Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.

Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.

by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018