Dork

(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.

not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork!

by Kelsea bacastow March 5, 2008

dork

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

by Jessica September 24, 2003

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010

halo dork

A term also associated with Halo gaming through the Canadian company "dork - the Digital Organization for Recreational Killing", a group which runs professional gaming tournaments and other video game events, with their specialty being Halo and Halo 2!

That Halo dork is fragging his way to the head of the league!

by The Chief June 19, 2006

dork

a penis , or rubber penis, as in a dildo, a verb to screw or have sex

ur such a dork,(ur such a dildo)
to screw: i caught her dorkin my brother

by darklament January 15, 2008

derka lerka

A derogatory term for indians. It appears to sound like their native language.

derived from derka

That goddamn derka lerka smells like rotten cabbage, but he sure aced that physics midterm!

by mr. jayistheman September 4, 2006