Ding

An act of God. If God doesn't like a certain individual on earth, he may "ding" him. The person in question will suddenly find himself flying rapidly through the air, ending with a crunch against a wall, or by marvelling at the enormousness of outer space. Usually accompanied by a flick of the middle finger (as when flicking a marble).

He was an awful man, and had done terrible deeds. God decided that enough was enough, and dinged him.

by Thomas and Sofie May 22, 2007

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DingBag

Someone stupid, retarted, not intelligent....BLONDE.....

Brooke Ezell, Jessica Simpson, and Jamie Lynn Spears are all Dingbags

by lauren ashley May 7, 2007

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Penis

As a part of a Family Guy show, speaking about censorship on TV (FCC):

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cos you can't say penis)

by Not Aviable Yet November 24, 2010

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Ding dong Ping Pong

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.

Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.

by AlanaRose October 17, 2016

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ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

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