emir the derp

A derpy person named Emir. Doesn’t have friends

Emir the derp played fortnite by himself

by Hoimaster May 7, 2018

Jonny-Sleep-Depp

Absolute legend, core member of the never ending sesh crew, never eats, sleeps, hydrates, or stops the sesh. A total enthusiast who increases everyones enjoyment at any given party, at any given moment. In other words, an absolute G.

You can spot him on the dance floor a mile off by looking for the vibes and hot feral chicks, wether music is playing or not he is the sesh. No party ,festival, or night is complete without jsd. Dripping in sweat ,gurning his tits off, and truly one of a kind. He ❤️'s the sesh.

“Hey guys, let's get Jonny-Sleep-Depp on the firm and keep this motherfucker running 24-7.“
“Want to learn off a proper sesh lord? Speak to Jonny-Sleep-Depp then and prepare to get totally schooled.“

by Spiritualist June 27, 2021

Herp Derp

to act in the way of sexual conduct, and to release tension in the process.

He herped her til she derped.

Go herp yourself.

He derped on her face.

They herp derped

by nfalse March 1, 2011

Derp

If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

by NOT a derp August 7, 2010

Depp

1. Something pertaining to, an impresion of, or related to a pirate
2. An exteremly attractive man or woman
3. A renowned brand of cosmetics

Adam keeps saying "aye", why won't he stop acting like a depp?

by Heather July 22, 2003

Derp

Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome"

"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"

"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"

"Derp you!!"

by JvMarsh November 20, 2011

Herpa derp

Visible, oral Herpes on a hood rat (hoodrat can be either female or male, as long as the person has participated in hoodrat like activities).

"That bitch Liz got the herpa derp from daniel."

by El Libertine March 22, 2010