david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014

David

Amazing person. Huge hoe. Love them. 10/10 would friend again.

Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.

by theultimategay April 22, 2018

David

A gay asshole that eats Isaiah ass and suck his dick every night

David loves Isaiah's com soooooooooooooooooo much

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

David

A fuck boy of absolute note

“He really flirts with everything that can walk under the sun”
“He must be a David”

by Thegirlwhojustexists April 1, 2019

David

David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.

Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah

by yeettheblobby January 4, 2020

David

a fucking pug who is gay and shows off his cock to other people. He doesn't wear underwear and has a hole in his pants where you can see his dick clearly.

Person 1: DAVID
*David ignores*

by denzel_washington April 6, 2020

david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg April 19, 2018