Cummer

The biggest whore out of all your peers. Simply known as "Cummer" or a Cummer. She gets passed around constantly.

Hey where's Ashley, I need to get laid

Who is Ashley?

CUMMER!

Oh! Cummer! I didn't know who you were speaking of

by Beenbrock June 12, 2014

Cummer

The one who orgasms and cums on their partner or partners

Sometimes you're a taker and your a cummie, sometimes your a giver and a cummer.

by Ressaler5 July 1, 2014

Dallas Cummerbund

When a man slaps a piece of chicken fried steak (or chicken) on his partner's midsection, cums on it and the chicken fried steak/chicken is consumed by either party or both.

My fiance and I decided to enjoy a Dallas cummerbund Friday night.

by Cummerbund Fan March 13, 2010

B.J. Cummins

A name to use when prank calling a chinese store.

also xcepteble I.C. Wiener , Ben Dover ,

by Mitch Conner September 1, 2003

Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 30, 2008

cummer

a terrible male orgasm

Guy 1: how was it
Guy 2: a total cummer

by Buster Hyman Tank August 1, 2007

cummon dev

When Devin Crashes into a car

Devins coming out of a parking space and hits a grey pick up truck "cummon dev!"

by adrian perez August 8, 2006