Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)
Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!
by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008
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Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
by Dan "The Brucey" Murray March 26, 2012
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crotch hound

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.
That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!
by karenage October 30, 2007
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Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008
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crotch sparkle

sparkles from cheerleader's lollies which have sparkles that fall off and get everywhere.
shanelle kept finding crotch sparkles on her body after sitting in keryn's room.
by heykay3 September 29, 2009
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Featureless Crotch

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.
by Victorio115 October 01, 2020
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crotch loader

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".
by Pooty Applewater April 03, 2007
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