Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008

crotch snowflake

Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.

"This snow cone is too salty"
"Eww dude, I think you're eating crotch snowflakes"

by pleatherman December 23, 2009

Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg October 21, 2008

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009