Cronchol

A person who "cronches" or chews on things lowdly. Typically self conscious about eating.

Person a: I was sitting next to Cronchol yesterday.
Person b: oh yeah, he's a loud eater.

by TieonmyThigh October 2, 2018

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

crotch bubble

When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.

guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!

by doombuddy January 27, 2008

Crotch Pack

A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...

Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...

by easygoinperson February 27, 2008

Crotch mute

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 19, 2008

Crotch Chicken

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.

Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!

by ivi_3 December 24, 2008

Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009