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spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

Cougar

person 1: hey look at that hot guy

cougar: I hope he's young!
by sussymomo October 10, 2023
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougar

Wow! Aidan is such a cougar.
by Dickbeater23 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
mugGet the Cougar Tracksmug.

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
mugGet the Cougar Tracksmug.

cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
by Sexydimma August 26, 2014
mugGet the cougar's lifemug.

cougar sugar

a cougar that has done cocaine before you have sex with her
"man that sure is a cougar sugar"
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
mugGet the cougar sugarmug.

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