A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.
Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
by dotpxl November 25, 2012
To engage in vaginal sex.
by cjismitch August 31, 2010
cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011
by cooperjay June 14, 2007
where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie.
by Bigg Z April 24, 2007
Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"
by pugsalini127 July 21, 2010
by CoolestBrosefEver April 14, 2010