Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

coen clark

a fat white bloke who obsesses over a women of some sort of asian descent.

“I am coen clark and i’m inlove with that half white, half asian girl”

by peabodyandsherman January 4, 2024

Cohen

Cohen’s are such amazing people. They always know how to put a smile on your face even without saying anything. Just seeing them makes you smile. They have an amazing sense of humor. He is hilarious and literally so hot. Like cute and hot at the same time and oh my gosh their hair just makes him one hundred times finer. They are also so brave and have a lot of courage to do crazy things. I have had a crush on a Cohen for years. Cohens are awesome and are incredible people.

Cohen is at the bonfire.
Oh then I’m going!

by Millithibedoux January 4, 2024

Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life

Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮

by Mikarsana January 7, 2024

Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.

Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.

by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024