Stuart Coldblooded McBadass

Someone who wins 25 consecutive games of beer pong while demoralizing the opponent to the point of tears.

Also a huge fan of the color purple and curvy women.

My parents didn't name me Stuart Coldblooded McBadass for nothing.

by Stan Howard November 16, 2009

cold boner

a boner which is freezing cold. Usually only occurs in those who have Cold Boner Syndrome (CBS). People who have a cold boner should typically fornicate with women who have icebox vaginas to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.

Guy 1: "my boner is freezing cold right now"

Guy 2: "I didn't know you had CBS!"

Guy 1: "Yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like shit. I have to settle for those icebox vaginas, its a tough life."

Guy 2: "It's the cold boner life. Livin it, Lovin it, doing it."

by Phil Halberson March 3, 2011

Stupid cold

A degree of coldness to which, when confronted with such conditions, makes you stupid.

It is stupid cold out this morning. I didn't even bother wiping the snot dripping from my nose because I didn't want to take my hands out of my coat/pockets. (I looked stupid/retarded)

by Chris A. P. February 3, 2007

Mixing Cold Cuts

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.

Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.

by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008

Cold

Pretty, beautiful, hot

She was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but all those girls are cold from down south.

by Robbie B. Knight April 26, 2008

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.

"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009

cold

A New Jack word started in the mid to late 80's and used all the way through the early 90's. A verb modifier that refers to a state of deliberate sauveness and typically used in describing felonious acts.

Lyric from A Tribe Called Quest

"Somebody broke into my ride and COLD macked it"

by ppo7667 November 10, 2007