clitzit

1. (n) Acne that has metastasized to the twat, specifically the clitoris. Often misdiagnosed as genital warts.

2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.

Hey, Mom, my clitzits are bulging... how's about you help me pop all of 'em?

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

clitburger

An insult, refers to the grimy buildup of a womans vagina.

"Hey Chaz, you're a clitburger!"

by FreshEFresh April 13, 2007

clit music

music by feminists or music with feminist lyrics

I love listening to that clit music.

That song is such clit music.

by Lizzy04 April 8, 2008

Clit Bone

derived from male boner it is the female equivilent.

Not necessary sexual, but clit bone shows pleasure.

when the IKEA magazine came in the mail it gave lola a clit bone.

Those are the nicest shoes! I totally have clit bone!!

WOW, Jason Stratham is so hot I have to put my popcorn over my clit bone!!

Woke up this morning and had to pee so bad i had a clit bone!!

by Evil Drog September 8, 2010

oversized clit

instead of a man having a dick their are some who just have over sized clits.and there usually pussy's

an over sized clit is usually a guy that thinks hes the shit but who is really and asshole he doesn't have a penis its just and over sized clit because he's a giant pussy

what a jerk he is such an oversized clit.

by eringo July 7, 2008

clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.

Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.

by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006

Clit Clot

When a person stops their female friend from hooking up with a male, similar to the "cock block".

like oh my god... chelasea so clit clotted me last night and I am pissed.

by Clayton Knechtges April 29, 2008