bad chop

a jamaican term used by dunce thugs when corresponding with one and other

example: "yo bad chop, ya fawad a di party tonight?"

"yes boss!!!"

by Battyhead34 June 14, 2020

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Diggy Chops

an annoying loaf of lard

Diggy chops is lard lol.

by ZacAttak March 16, 2022

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Jack Chopped

Pronounced: Jack Chahpped
The act of killing a person. Mostly used in online game play.

"Jack Chopped!"

"You just got Jack Chopped, Kid!"

by JD-Lump February 3, 2010

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019