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Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.
EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
by CCB Lover January 2, 2011
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chocolate chip

A small, flat mole or beauty mark on human skin, usually dark in color so as to resemble a melted semi-sweet chocolate chip in a cookie.
I kissed the sweet chocolate chip on her chin.

He had so many chocolate chips on his back that she couldn't resist the urge to draw a dot-to-dot picture there.
by monkeymama October 3, 2011
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Chocolate Finger

A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.

When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time
1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"

2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
"Wahay Choco-fingers!"
by B70WNY December 15, 2008
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chocolate pudding grenade

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet
Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there
by Patrick M G February 9, 2008
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Chocolate Pie

A sexual act which involves a man receiving an ass licking from rather large or obese women.
Todd felt immense pleasure when four fat chicks gave him a chocolate pie.
by Pillage Crew April 16, 2008
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white chocolate

The nickname given to now NBA star point guard Jason Williams of the Memphis Grizzlies. He had the street flava in his game so was called it.
Take a look at that pass! White chocolate just embarrassed that fool!
by LilBibby2342 August 8, 2005
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Swedish Chocolate

A black woman in a Volvo or Saab. This refers to the tendency of middle class African-American women in the Atlanta, Georgia area to buy mid-priced European sedans, particularly those from Sweden.
Lashontay is a Black Viking Princess, Swedish Chocolate in a chromed out Volvo S 60.
by Gary Vitalis April 2, 2007
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