Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Champagne champ

Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.

Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper

Last night Althea was the champagne champ.

I'm looking for a champagne champ.

I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}

by MrCraigos July 12, 2025

Champa Sea

The South China Sea was originally called THE CHAMPA SEA for more than 1500 years. The Champa Sea is the sea of the Austronesian Peoples.

Martin Soriano of the Austronesian Museum Iloilo City, Philippines is the FIRST Austronesian Citizen. Martin Soriano swam the Iloilo Strait Philippines, the birthplace of the PROAS or Pharahus the precursor of the Kunlunpos. The "po" in the Chinese Junk in Kunlunpo means Pulao, Phrao, Palau or Pharahu--- Paraw, an Ilonggo word from 2,500 BCE derived from "Tumbak-Tumbak" Dragonfly meaning "TO SHOOT THE ILOILO STRAIT USING PARAWS or OUTRIGGER SPEAR BANCAS." Evidenced by DNAs and Interior Epics of the Suludnons of Panay Bukidnons. The Austronesians coming from Taiwan riding Amihan winds invented the "Outriggers," which gave rise to the Kunlunpos, The Chinese Navy (after the Han Dynasty collapsed) and The Champa Sea in the last 2000 years.

The Champa Sea is the original name of the South China Sea.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO August 9, 2025

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Champanal

When you celebrate something with champagne and anal.

After we closed on our house we celebrated with some champanal

by Straightbangin October 23, 2025

Champagne Socialist

A socialist or left leaning person, usually someone famous or influential, who promotes left wing ideals while possessing considerable wealth. The term originated in the United Kingdom. It is often used to criticize public figures who are left wing, but do not use their wealth in ways that would help others, or said wealth was acquired unethically.

accusations of me being a Champagne Socialist are blatant slander! anyway, subscribe to my Twitch and buy my new t-sneakers out now for just $250! and dont forget to check out my new memecoin!

by chungus 69 October 26, 2025

champagne voter

A voter perceived as affluent, urban, and socially liberal, whose political preferences are often associated with progressive or cosmopolitan values rather than traditional working-class concerns. Often used by those with opposing views to suggest detachment from the realities of everyday life affecting the majority of the population; contrasted with voters who are assumed to be more in touch with common issues based on socio-economic status or locale.

He was such a champagne voter that he cast a ballot for a hypocritical and affluent buffoon instead of standing up for the middle class.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025