cancertainment

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Cancer Candy

Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy

Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy

by maxscene September 11, 2009

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

cancer hero

A hero in Dota 2 that is incredibly overpowered

OD is such a cancer hero this patch

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016