Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

mi cielo

"my heaven" used as a term of endearment in spanish

"te amo mi cielo"

by coochiecookieluver May 24, 2023

my ceiling

you stopped me from be myself you blocked me from the world

he has gotten to over protective he has become my ceiling

by Summertime Sadness June 18, 2023

Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 28, 2024

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024

Leaky Ceiling

When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.

"I didn't know where to ejaculate, so I treaters her to a 'leaky ceiling'

by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024