Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
Get the Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?mug. Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
by The1/3Reich June 11, 2020
Get the It Can't Get Any Worse.mug. 1. Grown-ass boy so a man that acts like a little boy.
2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up
2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up
by thatonegirl_ml October 26, 2020
Get the can't raise a manmug. by Benjiblueyes April 13, 2020
Get the Can't Undersplainmug. 
by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015
Get the Hard can'tmug.