Mud Pups

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

by Sophie Spitz March 21, 2017

Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

mud sliding

when you and your male homosexual partner engage in anal sex using poo as lubricant

"My friend and i decided to mud slide at night when we ran out of lube."
"Feel like mud sliding later?"

by mississippithunder February 20, 2018

Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

butt mud

A sludge like matter that flows from one's anal crack, usually initiated by a upset stomach. See also

Man, that Randi Roads radio show really gives me butt mud!

by Jay Vinson November 16, 2006

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009