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branch campus girl

A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
by Joe Applesack January 3, 2009
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branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat
user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.
by don trusty April 7, 2008
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braceletting

(verb) the action of putting bracelets on peoples' wrists.
Mary worked at the concert door, braceletting teens as they entered.
by Celes Maria June 27, 2008
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Blancett

In carpentry, to royally screw up a piece of wood. To mis cut, splinter, split, inappropriately fasten, or otherwise destroy a previously perfectly good work piece.
Clay really blancetted that piece of wood
by Senor Lipschitz November 25, 2011
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Braces

Hell in your mouth, but makes your teeth straight.
Ugh, my braces really hurt!
Braces stink, but they are so worth the pain.
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Jelly Bracelets

I haven't heard about jelly bracelets until I read about on AOL's teen website. I did a little research, and now I do know what they are. A jelly bracelet is just what it says it is. A bracelet. The only people that seem to be making it about sex is adults. Don't ban them from everyone because one kid fucked all the boys/girls in the school because they pulled on a certain color.It's not that big of a deal. They might be a fashion statement, but I don't wear them. To tell the truth, I haven't seen them. And if I did, I wouldn't waste my money on them. For those who do wear them, keep wearing them. If you know you're not doing the wrong thing, you're doing fine. The main people who will recieve the greatest impact from this are the ones that are giving head and so on. Keep on with the bracelets.
Black, blue, red, orange, purple, etc. They're all colors of the rainbow. Nothing else.
by Candy December 13, 2003
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