Bobin

A bobin is an aging English lothario who socialises with younger friends to remind himself of his better days. He often gets jealous of his younger companions and sometimes retaliates against their youth and good looks by destroying something valuable belonging to them.

I was out drinking with my friends, but then this total bobin, who i don't even really know, attached himself to the crew.

by englishbob2010 August 17, 2010

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Gofer Bobbing

When you realy need to have a shit and the muscles of your arse are about to give in and the head of your shit is popping in and out of your arse like a gofer bobbing in and out of its hole also konwn as Prarrie Dogn or Turtle necking

If I dont get to a toilet soon we'll all be in trouble im gofer bobbing

by Aaron McLeod July 16, 2007

bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls

Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

Bobbing

The act of jerking off in front of an audience.

You were so drunk last night that you pulled out your dick and started bobbing in front of everyone!

by Sporto1 August 9, 2012

sticker bombing

when you cover your car/parts of your car in nasty stickers cause you think it looks cool.

im sticker bombing my car its gonna look so fly""it really really wont

by weaner11111111 April 5, 2011

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009