Blastoramalorkataphobia

A fear of escalators, fear of escalators killing riders, fear of escalators taking over the world

Person 1: Why is she walking up 2 flights of stairs with a 50 lb. suitcase?

Person 2: She has blastoramalorkataphobia. The poor child.

by Viata August 15, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

Blasshole

An asshole that is black in color, maybe even a little chocolaty. This is a rare treat in the Native American culture. In fact, they have blasshole festivals to pray to the god of asses for more blassholes.

Jack Off: "LOOK AT THAT BAD ASS BLASSHOLE OF STEEL!"

Kiki: "Oh hellllllllllllllllllll yes. Shake that in my nostrils."

Steven: "LET ME SEE THAT COFFEE-STAINED BLASSHOLE, LUTHER DEASE"

Luther: "NO MARIJUANA IN CLASS!"

shanaynay.

by kcashandlo June 24, 2012

blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

by Richard Mucus June 8, 2014

Blast that fool

To kill someone

If that nigga get in my face one more time im going

to blast that fool.

by nonoes June 27, 2015

Blastoid

When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017

craft blasting

adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.

mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009