Albert: Dude, I'm so glad that tomorrow's Saturday.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
by Slartibartfast11 March 24, 2011
by Seamus O'Houlihan March 26, 2010
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
by thatguyoberder September 29, 2007
Metallica album released in 1991, it was officially self-titled, it was nicknamed "black album" after the completely dark black art cover. Metallica's most popular album, sold over 10 million copies.
the Black Album may have made them the biggest selling heavy metal band, but Master of Puppets is their best album in my opinion.
by Tony March 11, 2004
by wakandankang February 18, 2021
by Barack_Obama April 17, 2008
A sexy girl who has the powers to lift anyone's spirit. When your down or in need of a drink. She's is very pretty and loves Asian men. Normally addicted to Playstation Consoles. Is very good at blow jobs but only with Asian people. Mostly horny most time of the day
Person 1: Man, I feel like I'm about to cry.
Person 2: Why not talk to Sophie Black
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Person 1: I need a good Asian fuck.
Person 2: Sophie Black would do the job.
Person 2: Why not talk to Sophie Black
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Person 1: I need a good Asian fuck.
Person 2: Sophie Black would do the job.
by Abi Heavenhand February 08, 2012