bertherk

A Hot Ass Fucking Bitch

yo bertherk is fine asf and this bitch ain’t even show her face 😭😭🔞

by pootipootipooti February 15, 2021

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Bert

HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock

"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert

by Steverinohashugeworm June 7, 2021

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Bertcoria

She belongs to Sean. #BALLGAME

Bertcoria doesn’t entertain guys that flirt. She belongs to Sean.

by BetwixtHerThighs July 21, 2021

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The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

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Berdycking

Make up stuff like being a celebrity or an important figure like a journalist, activist, filmmaker, musician or Wagyu steak dealer.

Being completely delusional and removed from reality

This motherfucker is berdycking his way through life.

by DelusionalMatt September 16, 2021

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